Fermi's Paradox ("Where are they?") meets Dawson's Paradox ("Why are they still here?")

Scientists who smallmindedly pursue only one scientific question their whole careers can still end up being regarded as 'great' scientists, if the question they ask (and the answer they provide) is big enough to matter deeply to all of us.

Dr Martin Henry Dawson basically spent his personal research career asking, if life truly was "the survival of the fittest", why it was that Life's most unfit lifeforms - the small, simple,primitive microbes - were also, far and away, its oldest and most successful survivors ?

Because in 1940, it was crystal clear to almost every human on Earth that we were Life's most successful species and that the small weak and primitive microbes were our very antithesis.

But Dawson tried to burst this bubble of hubris and group think , by daring to ask , "well then why are these manifestly unfit beings still around ---- and been around since Life began ?"

Dawson's Paradox was a counterpart to Fermi's Paradox

The famous atomic scientist Erico Fermi once famously asked, if the possibility of many lifeforms in the vast universe is so great, then "Where were they?"

Dawson similarly asked , if the microbes are so manifestly unfit,  then "Why are they still here?"

Invasion of the WATERMELONS helps BLACK carbon overwhelm WHITE gold

Watermelon SPOKESPERSON

Where on earth is the Ku Klux Klan when you really, really need them ?

As mass hysteria builds and hyper-firing synapses go into overdrive, the climate change conspiracy freaks and freakettes were stunned by authoritative reports than gangs of marauding alien watermelons have broken out of Area 51 and are headed due North East, intent on taking over the United Nations Building and forming a One World Government.

Along the way the watermelons have helps hordes of  BLACK carbon   "fiat"    dollars overwhelm the tiny , outnumbered, forces of WHITE gold.

Watermelons & Black carbon currency worst nightmare for White gold supremacist Ron Paul

Ron Paul has reportedly been captured, maybe even dead.

Conspiracy experts say they all stop it coming : "there has long been an affinity between watermelons and blacks , so this union of watermelons and black carbon currency should have come as a surprise to no one".

"Meanwhile, don't expect the defenders of pure white, blue-eyed, Aryan gold not to go down without a stiff fight with the dark swarthy forces of black carbon."

This report complied with the help of the Roswell New Mexico
survivalist militia and We Be Change .....